RESIDENT EVIL: AFTERLIFE LOOKS EXACTLY LIKE RE5!!!!!!!!!!!!

All you sucka’s who thought the Resident Evil movies weren’t enough like the games, TAKE THIS!!!!!!!

Alice and Claire Redfield!!

THIS HAPPENED IN RE5!!!!!!! Wesker throwing his shades at Chris Redfield (and Jill Valentine in RE5) as he begins his Kunfu Uroboros Attack!!!! Yeah Wentworth Miller!!!

I almost died of AWESOME seeing this!!! I mean if you only played the demo to RE5 you’ve seen this guy!!!

This is a screen shot from RE5!!!!

We’ve talked on the show about the fact that what happens to Jill Valentine in RE5 after being injected with the Uroboros virus seems like a nod to the Alice character in the movies. Looks like things have come full circle…and in 3D!!!!!!

Photos Property of Capcom

Also, how awesome does Shawn Roberts look as Wesker??

I don’t even like the first 3 all that much, BUT I CAN”T WAIT TO SEE THIS!!!!!!!

(release date:  September 10, 2010)

Go Paul W.S. Anderson and Milla Jovovich!!!!!

I Touched Scarlett Johansson at 7-11!!

Iron Man 2 has invaded 7-11!!! We just picked up some Iron Man 2 Slurpee’s and I can’t stop drinking Scarlett Johansson! Annamay’s drinking War Machine, and we’re pulling straws to decide who drinks Mickey Rourke, Sin City or not we feel it’s a dubious venture!

Annamay’s starting to consider having me commited, apparently it’s not “normal” to drink out of the same cup,  day after day, adding new beverages, and never washing said cup. I say it’s not “normal” to wash away the Scarlett, and furthermore why is she all of the sudden watching Hotel Rwanda over and over again saying “He’s just so good…He’s just so good…”, what’s that all about?

Thank you 7-11! Not since Isaac Mizrahi at the 2006 Golden Globe awards has Scarlett Johansson been this manhandled!

Thank You Iron Man 2!

I Touched Scarlett Johansson at 7-11!!

Iron Man 2 has invaded 7-11!!! We just picked up some Iron Man 2 Slurpee’s and I can’t stop drinking Scarlett Johansson! Annamay’s drinking War Machine, and we’re pulling straws to decide who drinks Mickey Rourke, Sin City or not we feel it’s a dubious venture!

Annamay’s starting to consider having me commited, apparently it’s not “normal” to drink out of the same cup,  day after day, adding new beverages, and never washing said cup. I say it’s not “normal” to wash away the Scarlett, and furthermore why is she all of the sudden watching Hotel Rwanda over and over again saying “He’s just so good…He’s just so good…”, what’s that all about?

Thank you 7-11! Not since Isaac Mizrahi at the 2006 Golden Globe awards has Scarlett Johansson been this manhandled!

Thank You Iron Man 2!

No Rest for the Geekin!!!

Who’s that person over there?
Who’s that person sleeping in my chair?
Who’s that person over there, sleeping in my chair, by that BEAR?!?!?!

-The Artist Currently Known as Geekin

No Rest for the Geekin!!!

Who’s that person over there?
Who’s that person sleeping in my chair?
Who’s that person over there, sleeping in my chair, by that BEAR?!?!?!

-The Artist Currently Known as Geekin

The Geek World Casting Award Goes To… Human Target!!!

One of the new shows that WE LOVE!!!  this year is Human Target. Not only does it have an outstanding leading cast of Mark Valley (Fringe, The 4400), Chi McBride (Pushing Daisies, House M.D.), and Rorschach himself Jackie Earle Haley (Watchmen, Nightmare on Elm Street’s new Freddy Krueger), but the geektastic guest stars on every episode give Chuck and The Big Bang Theory a run for their money. Here’s a list…

Human Target: The place where geek icons go to live on in geek glory!

Episode 1:
Tricia Helfer– Battlestar Galactica‘s Number 6, Burn Notice, Supernatural
Donnelly Rhodes– Battlestar Galactica‘s Dr. Cottle, Supernatural, Smallville, The X Files

Episode 2:
Alessandro Julliani– Battlestar Galactica‘s Lt. Felix Gaeta, Smallville, Watchmen, Dark Angel

Episode 3:
Emmanuelle Vaugier– Smallville‘s Dr. Helen Bryce, Supernatural
Sean Maher– Firefly and Serenity‘s Dr. Simon Tam

Episode 4:
Sam Huntington– Superman Returns’ Jimmy Olsen
William Mapother- Lost’s Ethan Rom
Peter Bryant- Dark Angel‘s Bling, Stargate SG-1, Supernatural, Smallville

Episode 5:
William B. Davis– The X-Files‘ Cigarette Smoking Man, Smallville, Supernatural, Stargate SG-1
Kristin Lehman– Poltergeist: The Legacy‘s Kristin Adams
Chris Mulkey– Twin Peak’s Hank Jennings,  Lost, Cloverfield

Episode 6:
Mitch Pileggi- The X-Files‘ A.D. Walter Skinner, Supernatural, Stargate Atlantis
Kevin Weisman- Alias‘ Marshall Flinkman, Buffy the Vampire Slayer, Moonlight, Roswell

Episode 7:
Leonor Varela– Blade 2‘s Nyssa
Kim Coates- Waterworld‘s Drifter, Smallville, Silent Hill, Night Man

Episode 8:
Lennie James– Jericho’s Robert Hawkins, Lost in Space
Samantha Ferris– Supernatural‘s Ellen Harvelle, The 4400, Battlestar Galactica, Smallville

Episode 9:
Grace Park– Battlestar Galactica‘s Lt. Sharon “Boomer” Valeri/Athena/Number 8
Dash Mihok– Punisher Warzone, I Am Legend
Kenneth Welsh- Twin Peak‘s Windom Earle, Timecop, The X Files, Smallville

Episode 10:
Moon Bloodgood– Terminator: Salvation‘s Blair Williams, Street Fighter: Legend of Chun-Li, Journeyman, Daybreak, Burn Notice
Ty Olsson- Battlestar Galactica’s Captain Aaron Kelly, 2012, Smallville, The Day the Earth Stood Still, AVPR, Supernatural, Elektra, The Chronicles of Riddick, X2, The X-Files

Even without all these Geek Heroes and Heroines we’d love the show, but how awesome is this? Here’s the show scores so far…

  =9
    =8
  =6
  =5
  =2
Human Target Rules!!!! (Thank’s for picking up the slack of the former Geek bastion Dollhouse)

Honorable Mention to V, Chuck, and The Big Bang Theory for keeping TV GEEKY!!!!!

All Human Target Pictures are the Property of Fox

The Geek World Casting Award Goes To… Human Target!!!

WE LOVE SPEED RACER!!!

Image Property of Warner Bros.

So Speed Racer, the Wachowski’s totally misunderstood ode to the classic anime, is on TV and we just need to say, WE LOVE SPEED RACER!!!!! We saw it opening night on IMAX and it was one of the most exhilarating movie experiences we’ve ever had!! We still have a beef with EW for their completely ignorant and misinformed review (though they weren’t the only one’s who hated it), but luckily they just pissed us off with their terrible and also horrendously misinformed Alice and Wonderland review, so at least they’re consistent (Though EW to us is like Megan Fox, even if you don’t like her personality, if there’s a new picture of her somewhere we’ll check it out! and ogle…a lot).
Speed Racer is one of those interesting examples of a terrible trailer campaign  mixed with jaded reviewers who didn’t understand the source material or that it was a kid’s movie, giving it such terrible scores, that no one went to see it. All that being said, pretty much everyone we’ve ever talked to who saw it, generally LOVED it. Wait, fun at the movies? What’s that all about?
Flipping cars! Awesome directing! Live-action anime! Christina Ricci (HOT) and Emile Hirsch! Chim Chim! GO SPEED RACER GO!!!!!!!

WE LOVE SPEED RACER!!!

Image Property of Warner Bros.

So Speed Racer, the Wachowski’s totally misunderstood ode to the classic anime, is on TV and we just need to say, WE LOVE SPEED RACER!!!!! We saw it opening night on IMAX and it was one of the most exhilarating movie experiences we’ve ever had!! We still have a beef with EW for their completely ignorant and misinformed review (though they weren’t the only one’s who hated it), but luckily they just pissed us off with their terrible and also horrendously misinformed Alice and Wonderland review, so at least they’re consistent (Though EW to us is like Megan Fox, even if you don’t like her personality, if there’s a new picture of her somewhere we’ll check it out! and ogle…a lot).
Speed Racer is one of those interesting examples of a terrible trailer campaign  mixed with jaded reviewers who didn’t understand the source material or that it was a kid’s movie, giving it such terrible scores, that no one went to see it. All that being said, pretty much everyone we’ve ever talked to who saw it, generally LOVED it. Wait, fun at the movies? What’s that all about?
Flipping cars! Awesome directing! Live-action anime! Christina Ricci (HOT) and Emile Hirsch! Chim Chim! GO SPEED RACER GO!!!!!!!

Muse Takes the Tardis for a Joy Ride!

Have you heard the Muse song Uprising?

Geek World thinks maybe they were inspired by an adventure in the Tardis because the beginning of the song sounds almost exactly like the Doctor Who theme!

I’d be less suspicious if the working title of their next project wasn’t “The Resistance against the Black Holes created by the Daleks and Cybermen to reach an Absolution to the Time War”